The Top Ten Things I will Remember from the Warrior Dash
10) Candace running around the first obstacle because she didn't want to wait in line and get muddy. Really Candace?!
9) The chunks of mud that was being pulled out of various parts of clothing.
8) Carmen walking into 5 Points Pizza with no shoes, getting busted by a customer, and then shopping at the Family Dollar (with bars on the windows) for flip flops.
7) That man in his tighty whiteys dancing all alone.
6) Me falling in the tires and Candace about to pee herself from laughing.
5) The mud bras
4) Changing in the parking area and making our own dressing rooms.
3) Slippery Mud-Candace and Amy could not stand up.
2) Amy diving in and doing the breaststroke through the mud, while I high stepped and ducked under the barbed wire.
1) Poor Carmen getting mud kicked in her face while Amy "swam."








